MERCH ON MY STALL
Hello my plump little puddins! And I say that with love.
I’m ovulating pretty hard right now and just after a new moon…?! Okay. We’re starting to agree… it’s the perfect time for a love letter!
I’ve got a new website courtesy of the real neat people at Thinking Fox. They’re ideal and the new site is very on line! Same place, different face it's always at Lou Sanders dot com.
Of course all my tour dates are listed (plus more in Bristol and Ireland & Northern Ireland to come) but furthermore - a bit of sassy news, I have a BRAND NEW MERCH LINE!
Could your life be even better with a tea towel that says ‘Make Me Wet’.
Would your mornings be brighter, waking up with a mug that says ‘The Great Loubricator’? Don’t even answer that, because it looks like I already know the answer and it rhymes with YES; its YES.
And of course we are bringing back a better version of the ‘Dick Inspector’ caps. Perfect for that special parent in your life!
And more! Yep, I’m more than happy to oblige in jujing up your life!
I really need these to shift as I need to make £200k in about 6 weeks (and I’d rather you didn’t ask why) X