Cat's Entertainment

Hello friends 

I hope this second letter finds you thriving and liv-ing your best days here on earthiepoos! 

I’m so happy not to be at the Edinburgh fringe. I’m spending that time very wisely; trying to psychically connect with my cat. It’s slow going and hard to know when we’ve broken through but if you think that’s going to put me off think again. Can you put CAT down on your hobbies? Anyway this wasn’t called cat news last time I checked, it was called ‘Cat’s Entertainment’ so yes, on we go. My friend stroked my cat so tenderly the other day I wanted to marry him (my friend not the cat, the cat and I happen to have already taken our nuptials thank you very much).  

I jest I’m not that wacky! Although one London woman did marry her cat so that landlords would take her more seriously which seems a bit counterintuitive. “Please take me seriously, and have you met my husband Fluffy Boo Boo”.

In other not hot news, I’ve got that Zoe patch thing so I can see what foods spike my blood sugar. I haven’t got the results back yet but I bet it will be stating the obvious; ‘yeah your blood sugar spiked a bit on the second magnum’. Was it ok after the brown rice salad. Yeah yeah, weirdly it was.  Honestly I think we’ve I’ve run out of ways to be narcissistic.  But, I did also give my car away last night, so I’m not the worst willy at the fair!

I’ve got a really fun quiz game where you have to guess averages. I’ll let you have a go right now… what’s the longest a chicken can live without its head? Think don’t scroll yet guess…

Don’t look yet, keep guessing.

Ok, it’s eighteen months. I mean that’s not standard - it was just one lucky / unlucky chap. But another chicken I read about played football. In China. So you tell me. You think you know chickens but not always, some of them are up to things behind your back! 

Anyhow my book is out today so waltz in to your local book seller and demand: “Please let me buy sixty eight copies of this wonderful manifesto”. 

People are saying that its the new bible. 

Get it here geni.us/LouSandersBook or from your local dealer. 

Lots of love to you and yours x X x