Baby's first newsletter

Well, here we are pen friends at last. 

Before it gets too raunchy, let’s lay out the terms and conditions; I’ll be writing to you here and there. Not too much - just enough.  Like good fashion, I will keep it fun and short.

It feels a bit one sided just giving you my news, but that won’t stop me! 

I’ve had a lovely week trying to kite board, I was really bad at it but I liked when the instructor stood behind me and put his arms around me, because he was an absolute hunk. I am a water baby.  And a hunk magnet. He actually had a gf and wasn’t right for me personality wise, and didn’t actually fancy me but let’s not let that get in the way. 

Big week for nature this week, thank you mother nature - top quality stuff from her once again!  I hugged a tree, and honestly it brings down your blood pressure, it does something to you maaaan. Obviously its fkkking embarrassing if anyone sees you, but I stand by it. Yes, I literally stand by the tree if anyone comes along. And I get my phone out LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.

A slight low point this week was when I asked some friends what country you have to go through to get to the earth’s core. I was removed from the quiz night. 

I am launching some exciting new merch very soon on the website, so keep your eyes BLASTED and I might bring back the old merch now I have a more sustainable system. Ooo I might canvas your opinions actually as to which ideas to go for. 

AND IN RED HOT NEWS…you can pre-order my book right now! There were 500 signed copies with Waterstones, so you might be able to nab one of them too - what a great gift for a loved one you might say! Buy it and keep it in your present drawer. Some have secret messages in too, and all of them have my real banking signature, which on reflection was a mistake! 

And of course you can get the audio book, ebook or hard back. Order now and enjoy yourself.  All options available HERE!

P.S. I’ve got a great company who have sorted my website out (Thinking Fox) because it was an absolute mess. Hence me starting a news letter of all things and coming soon the merch store.

Write to me and tell me how many brothers and sisters you have and if you have any pets. 

Lots of love! 

And yes in the audio version of this I said LIE down not LAY down but its important for you to see I am just as flawed as everyone else (sometimes).

I hope you manage to find joy or peace in the daily things. X